Up ‘til now, your site has been a damn freeloader. Not worth the pixels it’s made of or the cost of its upkeep.
Time for some tough love. Send your website to Last Call Copy bootcamp. I’ll whip those words into shape so you can kick back with a chilled martini while the sales roll in.
You can’t sell 24/7. But your website should. If it’s not doing its job, unimpressed site visitors will disappear into the online ether.
And each bounce is a lost sale and a missed chance to connect with your ideal client.
Your brand deserves better. Whether we’re starting from scratch for your new business (OMG that’s so exciting) or giving your site a refresh as you move into your “I’m not f*cking around” era, I’m here to help.
I don’t have to peek at your to-do list to know that you have more than enough on your (very tasteful) plate.
I'm not psychic, but...
Around here, "in the weeds" is a good thing. We'll start with data and details sourced from my client questionnaire, customer reviews, and competitor analysis. So your website is rooted in facts, not guesswork.
Your reader should be right at the center of this story. Think emotion-led narratives that make the experience real. Behavioral drivers that move prospects closer to saying “yes.” And all of it sprinkled with your unique voice.
This isn't Tinder—I won’t ghost you. You’ll get your copy in a Google Doc and in a wireframe that you or your designer can use as a skeleton for your new site. And I can coordinate with your designer on copy layout, too.
Including meta titles and meta descriptions
So you can gush about what makes your brand so special
Including review mining and past client interviews (if applicable) so I can figure out what makes your audience tick
To help pinpoint where you stand in the market and what makes you unique
So you can see the vision, plus coordination with your graphic designer (if applicable)
To help boost your place in the search results
I want you to looooooove your copy
*(No worries if you don’t know what these things are. I can explain what they are and why you want them.)
We’ll do a quickie consultation (on the house, obv) to discuss where you are, where you’d like to go, and if I’m the right person to get you there.
Ready to do this?